45 Million

 

Rudy lower cropped

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Rudy Giuliani’s lower teeth need help. His uppers look fine, straight and white, (perhaps a tad artificial but O.K.) but those lower teeth, egad! A quick online search shows his estimated net worth at about 45 million bucks. So I have to think it’s not money that’s keeping him from getting those lowers fixed.

His upper teeth seem to be crowns, so it seems he’s had some dental work. What I mean is clearly he’s not afraid of dental treatment or he wouldn’t have done that much. Right? Therefore I wonder what is keeping him from making those lower teeth pretty. Who knows?

What I do know is that we can help him if he just gives us a call at 703-532-1712. And the double top secret discount for today will go first patient to comment on this blog, online only. It’s 15% off your next dental treatment. So make a comment then give us a call for a discounted appointment. FallsChurchSmiles.com

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4 Responses to 45 Million

  1. R.H. says:

    Interesting that he has avoided the best dentist in town with all that net worth. He’s perhaps a child of painful dentist memories?

  2. R. H. says:

    Cigar stains?

  3. Hey R.H., thanks so much for your reply. You are the winner of the 15% discount! And thanks for the kind words. We really appreciate it!
    Alison

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