According to the Alaska TV station, KTVA, “Prosecutors say an Alaska dentist charged with Medicaid fraud pulled a sedated patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard” http://www.ktva.com/ak-dentist-dental-procedure-hoverboard-prosecutors-say-230/.
As an English major, I just love that sentence. There is so much packed in that 18-word sentence. First off an Alaska dentist is being
prosecuted for Medicaid fraud. Not a huge revelation, but still a scandal. Then that this dentist was pulling a patient’s tooth while riding a hoverboard. That’s just nuts.
It’s so absurd that it even stumps google images. There are no dentists on hoverboards on Google.
I can see riding a hoverboard here in the office as the floor is pretty open and certainly flat. But how on earth does this dentist end up on a hoverboard while treating patients? It strikes me as so absurd that it must be true.
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